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Lemmiwinks
The President of the United States of America
Iraq
6726 Posts
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 Posted - 05/27/2003 : 7:17:40 PM
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Let this be a sacred place, a place where the truth will be told and good will can be spread like manure......
Take it easy...
Seems to me you're different than a
lotta the toy collectors that come to these forums. Most of
'em seem troubled, confused, but
I'd say you know exactly what you
want.
But I'll bet you got one thing in
common with them other toy collectors. I'll
bet you're lonesome.
Sure, you are. LONESOME.
You're lonesome. You're lonesome so you're a
drunk. You're lonesome so you're a toy collector. You're lonesome so you are a thief,
a fornicator, a whore-monger. I've heard it all and
I'm sick of it, sick to death.
Lonesomeness is something you take.
You hear? Dammit, you take it and
go about your business, that's all.
That is my message to you young men and women on this worthless day.
HATE IS POISON!
RESTRICT ACCESS TO HATE SITES LIKE
THE 'ANTI-ROBOT MILITIA' IN YOUR HOME,
AND WORK TO HAVE THEM BANED!!
http://168.144.206.100/Sounds/probedro.wav
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Retneprac
Community Elder
USA
5494 Posts
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Posted - 05/27/2003 : 7:22:19 PM
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I ate chicken today.
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Lemmiwinks
The President of the United States of America
Iraq
6726 Posts
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Ognaj
The Paranoid Force
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Posted - 05/27/2003 : 7:58:52 PM
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 I feel so left out. No lemmiwinks love for Ognaj.
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Darth Angi
Yodas Queen
USA
4387 Posts
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Posted - 05/27/2003 : 10:29:13 PM
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I feel so special, Thank you Lemmi!!
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Monkey Ambassador
Vintage Member
USA
6430 Posts
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Posted - 05/27/2003 : 10:48:13 PM
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quote:
I feel so left out. No lemmiwinks love for Ognaj.
OR MA!
Stupid people do stupid things, smart people out-smart each other.
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Retneprac
Community Elder
USA
5494 Posts
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Posted - 05/27/2003 : 10:53:00 PM
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O AJVE LOVED! i FEEL SOSOO LOVED ITRHGT NOW.
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RUFF
Phantom Poster
United Kingdom
1212 Posts
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Posted - 05/28/2003 : 04:40:47 AM
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WoW Lemmiwinks , what a heart of gold
Your Shenanigans send us all to the brink of insanity .... But then you can rejuvinate us and make us all think life is worth living again with your kind words
Three cheers for Lemmiwinks ....
HIP HIP .....
" What I said was true .... From a certain point of view " |
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Retneprac
Community Elder
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5494 Posts
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OTGTS
Forums Administrator
USA
11135 Posts
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Lemmiwinks
The President of the United States of America
Iraq
6726 Posts
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Posted - 05/29/2003 : 6:51:22 PM
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Be Seated.
Men, this stuff we hear about POTF2 wanting to stay out of the war, not wanting to fight, is a lot of bull****. Toy Collectors love to fight - traditionally. All real Toy Collectors love the sting and clash of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble player; the fastest runner; the big league ball players; the toughest boxers. Star Wars fans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Toy Collectors despise cowards. They play to win - all the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why toy collectors have never lost, not ever will lose a war, for the very thought of losing is hateful to them.
You are not all going to die. Only two percent of you here today would die in a major off topic battle. Death must not be feared. Every man is
frightened at first in battle. If he says he isn't, he's a goddamn liar. Some men are cowards, yes! But they fight just the same, or get the posts knocked out of them watching men who do fight who are just as scared. The real hero is the man who fights even though he is scared. Some get over their fright in a minute under post fire, some take an hour. For some it takes days. But the real man never lets fear of death overpower his honor, his sense of duty to this hobbie and the POTF2.com.
All through your POTF2 career you men have bi**hed about "This chickensh*t off topic posting." That is all for a purpose. Off Topic posting and discipline must be maintained in any army if for only one reason -- INSTANT OBEDIENCE TO MODERATOR ORDERS AND TO CREATE CONSTANT TOY STORE ALERTNESS. I don't give a damn for a man who is not always on his toes. You men are toy collecting veterans or you wouldn't be here. You are ready. A man to continue collecting must be alert at all times. If not, sometime a German son-of-a-b*tch will sneak up behind him and beat him to death with a sock full of sh**.
This individual heroic stuff is a lot of crap. The bastards who wrote that kind of stuff for the Expanded Universe novels don't know any more about real fighting, under off topic post fire, than they do about Toyfare Exclusives. We have the best food, the finest equipment, the best spirit and the best Star Wars fans in the world. Why, by God, I actually pity these poor sons-of-b*tches we are going up against. By God, I do!
The POTF2 members don't surrender. I don't want to hear of any poster under Ooh Tahs watchful eye being censored unless he is banned. Even if you are banned, you can still post. That's not just bulls**t, either. The kind of man I want under me is like the lieutenant in Libya, who, with a Ben Kenobi figure against his chest, jerked off his helmet, swept the toy saber aside with one hand and busted hell out of the toy isle with the helmet. Then he jumped on the bike rack and went out and killed another Toys R Us employee: All this with a lightsaber through his lung. That's a man for you.
All real heroes are not story book combat fighters either. Every man in the forums plays a vital part. Every little job is essential. Don't ever let down, thinking your role is unimportant. Every man has a job to do. Every man is a link in the great chain. What if every truck driver decided that he didn't like the hum of the sabers overhead, turned yellow and jumped headlong into the ditch? He could say to himself, "They won't miss me -- just one in thousands." What if every man said that? Where in hell would we be now? No, thank God, POTF2 doesn't say that! Every man does his job; every post serves the whole. Every topic, every post, is important to the vast scheme of things. The Preview Members are needed to supply the guns, the Exclusive Memebers to bring up the food and clothes to us -- for where we're going there isn't a hell of a lot to steal. Even the guests, even the one who heats the water to keep us from getting the Jedi sh**s has a job to do. Even the Moderator is important, for if we get killed and if he is not there to bury us we'd all go to hell.
Each man must not only think of himself, but of his buddy posting beside him. We don't want yellow cowards in these forums. They should all be killed off like rats. If not they will go back home after Episode 3 and breed more cowards. The brave men will breed brave men. Kill off the goddamn cowards and we'll have a nation of brave men.
Don't forget, you don't know I'm here. No word of the fact is to be mentioned in any posts. The world is not supposed to know what the hell became of me. I'm not supposed to be commanding this topic. I'm not even supposed to be in the forums. Someday I want them to raise up on their hind legs and howl, "Jesus Christ, it's the goddamn POTF@ Army and that son-of-a-**** Lemmiwinks again."
We want to get the hell over there. We want to get over there and clear the goddamn thing up. You can't win a war lying down. The quicker we clean up this goddamn mess, the quicker we can take a jaunt against the purple pissing scum and clean their nest out too, before the moderators get all the goddamn credit.
Sure, we all want to be home. We want this thing over with. The quickest way to get it over is to get the bastards. The quicker they are whipped, the quicker we go home. The shortest way home is through the off topic area. When a man is lying in a hole, if he just stays there all day, a moderator will get him eventually, and the hell with that idea. The hell with taking it. My East Coast Posse don't dig foxholes. I don't want them to. Foxholes only slow up an offensive. Keep moving. And don't give the enemy time to dig one. We'll win this war but we'll win it only by fighting and by showing the moderators we've got more guts than they have.
There is one great thing you men will all be able to say when you go home. You may thank God for it. Thank God, that at least, thirty years from now, when you are sitting around the fireside with your grandson on your knees, and he asks you what you did in the great POTF2 war, you won't have to cough and say, "I shoveled sh*t in Louisiana."
That's all, dismissed.
HATE IS POISON!
RESTRICT ACCESS TO HATE SITES LIKE
THE 'MY AUNT FRANK IS QUEER' IN YOUR HOME,
AND WORK TO HAVE THEM BANNED!!
http://168.144.206.100/Sounds/probedro.wav
Edited by - Lemmiwinks on 05/29/2003 7:11:40 PM |
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Bionic Sith Lord
Forums Administrator
USA
9765 Posts
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Posted - 05/29/2003 : 7:10:31 PM
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This is what you win for that speech Lemmiwinks.
"As you see,my Jedi powers are far beyond yours.Now...Back down." |
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Lemmiwinks
The President of the United States of America
Iraq
6726 Posts
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Posted - 05/29/2003 : 7:12:49 PM
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Shes' great.....many diffrent rolls of fat to explore.....
HATE IS POISON!
RESTRICT ACCESS TO HATE SITES LIKE
THE 'ANTI-ROBOT MILITIA' IN YOUR HOME,
AND WORK TO HAVE THEM BANED!!
http://168.144.206.100/Sounds/probedro.wav |
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OTGTS
Forums Administrator
USA
11135 Posts
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Posted - 05/29/2003 : 7:33:59 PM
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I think you need to lay off the Army/Wars movies for a bit lemmiwinks!
That was some speech though! Prob the longest i ever read on this site.
Edited by - ohh ta goo ta solo on 05/29/2003 7:37:16 PM |
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Ognaj
The Paranoid Force
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Posted - 05/29/2003 : 8:03:26 PM
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I've written longer, about three posts longer.
Great speeck Lemmiwinks!
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tenike1
Banned
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Posted - 05/29/2003 : 8:14:10 PM
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Yes very well written , finally someone who has a rebelist mind state. You dont like the power , fight the power! And he's right about being winners , you see a little kid with your fig u'll never see again , take it out of thier hands and watch them cry , for u have succeded as a collector!!!
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